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Cash Politics

FACT - This could have been in your pocket... but you voted for Obama. Don't repeat the same mistake. Vote him out..

YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! - because Tarp worked so well at $ 787 Billion, to create "shovel ready jobs" we only need $450 B this time to get the economy going again!

AUTOMOBILE HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR - Americans tragically duped into killing the car biz one "clunker" at a time by Obama.

CASH FOR CLUNKERS - Q: Just how many more times will Obama keep pushing "Cash for Clunkers" on us?? A: every time- its all he knows!


Thought for the day -

TAGS: cash cow
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - June 14, 2013, 5:36 pm
The only reason Microsoft hasn't done this already is because it's illegal. Wait then how did the goven..... ohhhh right.


APPLE HAS MORE CASH THAN UNCLE OBAMA - Maybe they should be running the country!

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Rating: 4.92/5

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F**KS HE GIVES NOT - now lets talk about campaigning and fundraising or golf. AIIGGHT!

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Rating: 4.56/5

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THE PRESIDENT'S $3.7T BUDGET - Mr. Obama was so sure that there would be 'reaching across the aisle' on his budget. Not a single vote. I guess they agreed on something finally!

DRIVE THROUGH HOSPITAL - Good thing cash for clunkers was created

TAX INCREASES - Anyone who thinks Democrats would use tax increases to decrease the deficit has their head you-know-where. Democrats always spend more than they have, so they need to go on a fiscal diet.

Voting for Liberals has consequences -

Muslim Hypocrisy -

Scarred Face -

TAGS: trump iran video cash lie
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by fauxnews

fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 1:25 pm
P.S."Defeat" has never felt so good :^) MEMO TO TRUMP SUPPORTERS: Please dont stop 'winning' your election.And if we, woe is us! :^(, magically win this then dont worry...we promise you "we rigged it." You can spend 4+ years of Hillary 'gloating' about it
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 11:10 am
As for me, I suppose I should feel shamed and hang my head after being stalked, I mean, admonished by the sociopathic serial-troll. And, now I'm told by you guys,science is wrong and Trump's gonna win! Oh,the agony.Excuse me while I bow out in defeat(2/2)
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 11:04 am
All those posts because you are b'utthurt because you cant call me "Benji/Ben" anymore.What a shame ... P.S.Im pretty sure the "slaves" of the site are the trolls that get banned but keep coming back gunning for me,because they are b'utthurt over it(1/2)
ImmutableTruth - August 11, 2016, 8:09 am
At any time, day or night, if anyone posts anything that threatens the fragile bubble of your narrative, fauxy, you HAVE to respond ASAP. You are compelled to, as if brainwashed. You aren't the king of this site, fauxy. You are enslaved to it. Cheers...
ImmutableTruth - August 11, 2016, 8:04 am
So, fauxy, your schtik is to cry "loser" and "projecting" then write something that you copied from someone else who got bored of using and abusing you and kicked you to the curb where you remain to this day? Amirite?
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:15 pm
No problem,TT. See you there ;^) Cheers
truthteller - August 10, 2016, 5:09 pm
You got me,FN. I thought he'd have more dignity after the pummeling he got. I shouldn't underestimate the idiocracy of Trump. He's completely depraved. They have less shame than RINO Donald. I will settle up with you on Facebook. Cheers brother
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:05 pm
I just made a bet with Truthteller that (comment #81356) would push your b'uttons and draw you out from hiding. Thanks for being my b*tch in that,I.T. {:^) ... See? What did I tell you. They are that predictable. What do I win, TT?
truthteller - August 10, 2016, 5:02 pm
No. He's just mocking you disruptive dollar-menu trolls with your own unoriginal words. Your same emo junk,different account. With all those b-u-ttons he's pushing he's playing you like a fiddle, it obviously bothers you Trump toadies so much.
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 4:58 pm
Check it, Benny-boy. You just took another person's words and used them as your own, the same thing you accused Mrs. Trump of being a who*re. In other words, you admit to being a who*re with no credibility. Got you, Benny-boy.Mic drop in 3...2...1...BOOM!
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 4:22 pm
Nah,I owned him, or rather my pinky finger did.He got himself banned(after confessing to being banned before)and ran like a coward from this place. X-D 17 more to go, sore loser serial troll. Folks can still see my last post which completely destroyed you
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 4:18 pm
Ohhh... awww... ohhh... that hurt! That really, really hurt! The person you copied that comment from really must have owned you for you to try to use it on someone else. Poor, unable to come up with an original thought Benny-boy
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 4:18 pm
Trump is losing big and that is the immutable truth based on the facts. Im embracing that reality. Enjoy your denial and projecting over it.
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 4:15 pm
...said the person who thinks he can change 'that "reality" HERE" with idiotic memes of idiotic leftist propaganda.... Just keeping it real Benny-boy
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 4:13 pm
As before,my pinky finger will add you to his collection before long.Thankfully folks can still see my post that completely destroyed you (literally) and in every other way.You need to post about another 20 of your blah, blah, blah, posts to push it down
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 4:08 pm
Trump is losing and will lose,and by extension 'you.'Ive been saying that all along.You are delusional and ignorant to think you can change that "reality" HERE with a comment.You try to talk sh*t,but because you are a sore loser all we hear is sour gra**s
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 4:08 pm
Trump is losing and will lose,and by extension 'you.'Ive been saying that all along.You are delusional and ignorant to think you can change that "reality" HERE with a comment.You try to talk sh*t,but because you are a sore loser all we hear is sour gra**s
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 3:49 pm
"You're projecting. Your b'uttons are being pushed. You're trolling. You're a sore loser."Yadda-yadda-yadda. You sound like a broken record, Benny-boy. Same old responses over and over again whenever the bubble of your narrative is threatened by reality
BlackIsBeautiful - August 10, 2016, 9:38 am
The only "immutable truth" you've shared so far is how bitter some of you childish Republicans are Donald is losing. You kids get a 4 year time out with a Hillary Presidency. Take out of some of that frustration with memes instead of on long-time members
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 9:20 am
*Gra**s = g r a p e s
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 9:19 am
Sorry,but as a result,you've no cards in this.No wonder all you got left is projecting.Rage and project all you want.No one's buying it,the least of all,you.When you pretend to talk tough to "soothe YOUR wounded ego",all we hear is - sour gra**s {:^D(2/2)
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 9:10 am
What do I possibly have to be "wounded"about?LOL.As Ive been saying all along,Trump's losing big and,hence,so are you.Clearly,it pushes your b'uttons,hence your serial trolling here.The only thing more embarrassing than a loser is you,a sore loser(1/2)
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 7:59 am
fauxnews posts a string of Donald Trump-hater, Democrap propaganda memes that no one cares about in order to soothe his wounded ego in 3...2...1... there you go
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:27 am
You sound mad, Ben. As if deep down you know people fast forward past your silly memes in order to get to the good ones like JohnGalt or coastwatcher, Ben. Kind of hurts you, huh, Ben?
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 3:36 am
Another uneducated, emotional,conspiracy-theory, Republitard Trump supporter response in 3....2....1
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 3:33 am
...When someone like you Trump supporters are losing this badly - whining to the victors is just an added bonus. Either you are subconsciously punishing yourself, or, too incompetent to know any better. Uh, thank you god for these trolls? {X^D
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 3:26 am
Nah, you were clearly projecting. Trump is losing badly, which I have been saying for a while now. Your crybaby whining about it robs you of any credibility, as does your serial-trolling of me. As if doing that will change the reality of Trump's implosion
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 2:37 am
You're welcome, Ben. Always happy to point out your credibility fails, Ben.
fauxnews - August 9, 2016, 7:39 pm
That was big of you to admit to that. Cheers
ImmutableTruth - August 9, 2016, 7:23 pm
Ready? Go! Credibility fail in three... two... one...
ImmutableTruth - August 9, 2016, 7:22 pm
Anyway, faux. Seeing as you are such a Hillary sycophant, all of America is waiting with baited breath for you to explain how Benghazi was due to a YouTube video
ImmutableTruth - August 9, 2016, 7:10 pm
"Short circuit", anyone? Since your goddess admuts to having a short circuit in her brain, faux, we can accept that her devout followers are equally as loony
fauxnews - August 6, 2016, 10:50 pm
Trump acknowledged already he was wrong.
Bandit5906 - August 6, 2016, 10:37 pm
The video has been produced!
fauxnews - August 6, 2016, 8:27 pm
What? Reduced to drive-by trolling now?
fauxnews - August 6, 2016, 7:56 pm
Hillary's dishonesty doesn't excuse Trump even more embarrassing and idiotic dishonesty...or your gawd-awful spelling and grammar. Your thin-skin and angry bu'tton mashing isn't a "difgicultconcept" to grasp, now "Isthat"? #definingderpfail {;^p
ImmutableTruth - August 6, 2016, 7:31 pm
Hillary was clearly caught in a lie. Isthat a difgicultconcept for YOU to understand?
ImmutableTruth - August 6, 2016, 7:28 pm
"I did not have a private, unsecured server which the Russians did not hack while I was Secretary of State...WHAT?"
ImmutableTruth - August 6, 2016, 7:24 pm
"Your son was killed because of a youtube video...WHAT?"
fauxnews - August 6, 2016, 12:41 pm
Trump was clearly caught in a lie.Is that a difficult concept for YOU to understand? {:^D
fauxnews - August 6, 2016, 12:39 pm
Trump later clarified that,in fact,he was talking about the video from Geneva.He did not explain why he claimed it was a top secret video from Iran.The video was "merely the b-roll footage included in every broadcast" of the prisoner release.
fauxnews - August 6, 2016, 12:38 pm
(Trump BS cont.)"It's a ***e that was a perfect angle,nice and steady.Iran released that ***e,which is of quality like these guys have.Iran released that ***e so we will be embarrassed." Yeah,Trump's being very specific.Speaking of Iran's motives,etc.
fauxnews - August 6, 2016, 12:35 pm
(Trump BS quote cont.)"...They don't have alota paparazzi,you know.The paparazzi don't do so well there.But they have A PERFECT ***E,obviously done by A GOVERNMENT CAMERA,and the ***e is of people taking $$$ off the plane.It's a MILITARY ***E..."
fauxnews - August 6, 2016, 12:33 pm
Trump said,"I'll never forget the scene this morning.Iran - I don't think you've this ANYWHERE BUT HERE - Iran provided all that footage,the ***e,of taking all that money off the plane.Over there,where that plane landed,top secret..."
fauxnews - August 6, 2016, 12:26 pm
No,I saw through his lie like everyone else.Not difficult at all.His mistake was that he lied.Included the Trump quote where he goes into graphic detail about the(non-existent)***e.Clearly he's BSing.Not possible,like he said,that it was misunderstanding
Olympusmanager - August 6, 2016, 7:32 am
I believe that he said he was mistaken. Is that a difficult concept for you to understand?

objectivity -

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Rating: 1.86/5

More politifakes by calron

calron - November 1, 2015, 8:12 pm
No, this would be a necro post, the out-of-context quote given didn't support the argument given.
rebeccaolsen - June 24, 2015, 11:09 pm
http://postimg.org/image/p3wkwatxh/ :D
guest818 - June 23, 2015, 9:18 pm
Obvious necropost troll is obvious.If it took you 2weeks to come up with that lame excuse for your bad spelling,then GTFO.I doubt your spellchecker spells enemy “eneny"[poster#63270].I had to defy my spellchecker just to type that,you tea party“moran”/sic
calron - June 21, 2015, 11:52 pm
Nope, as I said, I must misspell those words first, which you overlooked in order to attack something i never said.
rebeccaolsen - June 8, 2015, 4:34 am
You too, Jig :)
guest818 - June 8, 2015, 4:33 am
Seriously though, as for what you said earlier [#76956] - You are welcome, it was my pleasure. Have a good morning, Olsen.
rebeccaolsen - June 8, 2015, 4:28 am
guest818 - June 8, 2015, 4:27 am
guest818 - June 8, 2015, 4:25 am
LOLOL *thumbs up* www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_IlNbsILLE ^_^
rebeccaolsen - June 8, 2015, 4:20 am
rebeccaolsen - June 8, 2015, 4:20 am
guest818 - June 8, 2015, 4:13 am
Hello, Rebecca. I want to play a game. Politics is such a dry subject, I would like to lighten it up. Share with me one of your funny animated gifs and make sure it is a good one or we are no longer friends.Live or die (laughing),Rebecca. Make your choice
rebeccaolsen - June 8, 2015, 3:50 am
After pushing his bu.ttons I think he took a hammer to his computer; I noticed he angrily stormed off.Speaking of bu.ttons,looks like you found his off bu.tton;Im sure we'll see him again in a week after he cools off.But,in the meanwhile,thank u Jigsaw :)
guest818 - June 7, 2015, 5:06 pm
A computer is a tool, like a hammer. If you mangle your thumb, or the English language, you don't blame the tool, Tool.
guest818 - June 7, 2015, 5:04 pm
strawman? huh?? You mentioned your spellchecker's inability to account for what you are really intending as "why most of them are wrong words." No, most of them are wrong because of your ineptitude in using your computer and communication, Scarecrow.
calron - June 7, 2015, 4:33 pm
You attacks are based off of spin, if I misspell a word into another word my spellchecker doesn't point it out. I still make the error, but thanks for beating that strawman and the mode switching topics with personal attacks to cover your own errors.
guest818 - June 7, 2015, 4:24 pm
The spellchecker doesn't make you choose the wrong word over and over again. You used that example to explain away "why most of them are wrong words." It is your fault if you don't know any better, not your computer. Your idiot pride over it is pathetic
calron - June 7, 2015, 4:14 pm
The things is "Origination" is an actual word, but not the one intended. And previously I corrected a few error, and the fix was added to to description, but not the poster. So your not really pointing out contradictions and are lacking facts.
guest818 - June 7, 2015, 3:56 pm
So you purposely add misspelled words to your spellchecker? Doubt that. Virtually ALL of your posters are rife with misspelled words. You tried to blame it on the new server, remember? Keep your bs straight. This is dumber than EMMa's conspiracy theories
calron - June 7, 2015, 3:37 pm
My spell check doesn't point out misspellings if I get a word that actually exists in my misspelling. That's why most of them are wrong words.
Cyberhagen - May 30, 2015, 12:52 pm
an Origination?